Happy Halloween!

Hope everyone has been enjoying their day!!  I myself celebrated by picking up an absentee ballot and voting early (I am going to be in New Orleans next week!!), and then I inaugurated our new kitchen toy making Halloween sugar cookies.

Since we STILL have not made friends (ugh, I can barely even mention it, it's getting so embarrassingly pathetic), we were NOT invited to any fancy (or non-fancy) Halloween parties.   So we didn't dress up.  I guess I'll just chalk that one up to a loss on the old "Fall to do list".  But it's ok, don't feel too sorry for me.  At least I have this loveable nerd to spend my night with.  Tonight we are going to roast pumpkin seeds and decorate the cookies, while eating this and drinking Octoberfest.  Continuing the cliche, I might even convince RJ to watch a horror movie with me, but it probably won't happen because he's afraid of scary movies.  That's the truth, I'm not just being mean. So glad I have a strong man to protect me.  coughcough.

SHUT UP.  THIS IS MY LIFE!  I really think one of my friends made this.  Now which one of you bitches was it?

I have to say, Halloween is much more enjoyable when you're not dealing with over-sugared, hyper-active children.  Not that I don't miss their adorable faces... I do.  Just not today.  Or tomorrow.

It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.

Hope you all have a lovely Halloween night!

Ready for some trick-or-treaters!  So far I've only eaten two candy bars, but I think that's because I've been too busy eating cookie dough.

So obsessed with my new Kitchen aid that I forgot what a pain in the ass it is to make sugar cookies

You guys.  My nose seriously looks like a witches' nose here.  It's not just the hat.  Yikes.  I need to get one of those deviated septum things, so I can get a nose job like all the celebrities do. 

Look who's getting in the Halloween spirit!  :)

Happy Halloween!