I'm a Mess

And here's why:

1. I am sick AGAIN.  Very sick.  What. The. Hell.  My immune system is such a hooker.  I take four months off and suddenly it's incapable of fending off ten year old germs.  So rude.  I'm also very confused, because I have been religiously eating seven two gummy vitamins a day, and since I started this little habit four weeks ago, I've been sick TWICE.  Hmmmmm..... I really think vitamins are all a bunch of hype.  But obviously I'm going to keep eating them because let's be real, they're basically gummi bears.  ANYWAY, I'm leaving school right at five, going to the store, buying Thera-flu nighttime, and going to bed at 6 pm.  Which is the advice my secret fave Sydnie whispered in my ear on her way out the door today.  "I suggest Theraflu for you.  And softer tissues because your nose is so red."  I love her.   

2. I bought these bracelets as a Christmas present for a friend, and then they came and I liked them so much I put them on and haven't taken them off.   They were also only ten dollars.  Check this store out, it's my new secret find for accessories.

#whatagrinch

3. Today I was doing reading tests in another room, and another teacher was was watching the class.  I came back to find broken crayons ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  After some "safe-space-truth-talks" I came to find out that pretty much the entire class was breaking crayons and chucking them at people's heads.  Oh you know, just for fun.  After a looongggg discussion about why we should stop acting like punks (those exact words were not used), and wasting money and school supplies, we decided to "cleanse" and start fresh with some yoga.  Wherein which I promptly put them in corpse position for about three minutes.  And it was such a calm, and lovely three minutes.

#teacheroftheyear. Totally.

Haha. This picture.  I can't even... I mean, just please.

  Also, last night I dreamed that I was BFF with Princess Kate and I was her favorite. (Sorry Pippa.)  We shopped for her baby, and joked about our husbands (oh that Wills) and it was pretty much the best dream ever. When I woke up I was so sad and depressed that it wasn't real.  And still kind of am.